I like this one, and it's very funny, but I also have to say--it also gives me a chill because the directions are probably not dumbed-down enough.

My mother paints on unstretched canvas, and then she sews borders on the paintings so that they're rather like tapestries. (See http://tinyurl.com/ymnbhm) Through years of trial and error, she devised the safest method of shipping them: on large (8 inches or so in diameter, very thick) cardboard tubes, rolled firmly but not too tightly, paint-side out, and wrapped in bubble-wrap. She writes instructions in Sharpie on each piece of packing material, and she also supplies a typed, multipage set of instructions, which I believe includes diagrams.

Despite all her precautions, some respectable museum still managed to do the worst possible thing when sending back a piece of work: rolled it paint-side in, with the bubble wrap either around the tube or between the layers, cinched tightly with tape on the outside. The painting cracked in a million places, of course, and Mom had to have it mended by a conservator and stretched permanently on a wood frame. It was on the museum's dime, but it broke her heart to have to do it.

I can only imagine that the instructions for dinosaur unpacking have been honed through years of trial and error, but they just don't look idiot-proof enough to me.